This is the 2018 remastered script for Where's God When I'm Scared? originally done on December 20th 1993.
Bob: Okay Larry, it's time for the theme song
Larry: Uh yeah Bob what do I do?
Bob: Hmm let's see, I know, you play the guitar!
Larry: Bob, I don't have any hands
Bob: Oh, your right, well okay you play this!
Larry: I don't wanna play that i'll look silly
Bob: Oh cmon, it'll be fun!
Larry: Nope, not gonna do it!
Bob: It's for the kids...
Larry: Oh okay, but they better not laugh
Bob: Oh well it's time now, better get on out there!
{Larry sticks his head out from behind the screen and hops to the center playing on his Tuba}
Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile, if you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle...
Bob: Have we got a show for you!
Singers: Veggietales x8
Bob: Brocoli, Celery, Gotta Be...
Singers: Veggietales
Junior: Lima Beans, Collard Greens, Peachy Keen
Singers: Veggietales
Larry: Caluiflower, Sweet and Sour!, Half an hour!
Singers: Veggietales!, there's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Veggietales! x2
Singers: It's time for, Veg-gie TALESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
{Larry falls over and blows one last note into his Tuba before he gets up and laughter was heard in the background}
EXTENDED COUNTERTOP SCENE 1:[]
Bob: Hi kids and welcome to the very first episode of Veggietales, i'm Bob The Tomato
{Bob would notice that Larry was missing}
Bob: Uhh?, I said i'm Bob The Tomato...?
{Silence would pour onto the countertop yet again as Bob would become mad at this}
Bob: Okay that is it!, LARRY IF YOU DON"T COME OUT OF YOUR DRESSING ROOM IN 1 MORE SECOND I"M GONNA-
{Before he could finish what he was saying, he knocked into Larry who was already out of his dressing room}