Transcript[]
Act 1[]
Opening/Theme Song[]
(The Live Show Begins As The Audience Sits Down, And Watches The Big Idea & VeggieTales 2.0 Logos Fade Onto The Screen)
Male Announcer: Hello Everybody! Welcome To VeggieTales Live! The Best Live Show Ever! Today Is Gonna be A Great Show! But We Got A Few Things To Go Over For Safety And Your Best Experience Possible. First Of All, We Need To Make Sure You Keep An Eye On All Your Friends, We Don't Want Anyone To Get Lost Or Misplaced During The Show, Secondly We Ask You To Respect Your Surroundings And Peers, Thirdly We Need You All To Stay Behind The Yellow Line. Fourthly You Can Photograph & Videotape All The Fun, But Make Sure All Video Lighting Is Turned Off, Fifthly If You Need To Leave During The Show, Please Seek For One Of Our Crew members For Assistance, And Finally We Have The Most Important Rule, Which Is Our Golden Rule! To Have Fun! We Hope You Have A Good Time! And Remember, God Made You Special And He Loves You Very Much.
(Audience Cheers As Christ Pratt/Kevin Afghani Then Appears On Stage)
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Hi Everyone!
Audience: Hi!
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Welcome To VeggieTales Live! The Best Live Show Ever! I'm Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani, Wow! Look At Everyone Here! Say, Are You Ready For The Best Live Show Ever?
(Audience Cheers)
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Great! Roll It!
(The VeggieTales Theme Song Plays)
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Veggies of all ages, Welcome to the VeggieTales Live! The Best Live Show Ever!
(Bob makes his entrance On Stage)
Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes
(Larry, Jimmy, & Jerry Enter The Stage)
Bob Larry, Jimmy, & Jerry: If a squash can make you smile!
(Archibald, Pa Grape, The French Peas, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Laura Carrot, Madame Blueberry, Petunia Rhubarb, & Junior Asparagus Enter On Stage)
All: If you like to waltz with potaotes Up and down the produce aisle....
Bob: (Spoken) Have we got a show for you!
All: VeggieTales! (x8)
Bob: Broccoli, celery, gotta be...
All: VeggieTales! There's never ever ever ever ever ever been a show like VeggieTales There's never ever ever ever ever ever been a show like VeggieTales It's time for VeggieTales!
(Applause From The Audience, As Cherry The Raspberry Teddy Bear Enters On Stage)
Scene 1[]
Bob: Hi kids, I'm Bob the Tomato.
Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
Bob: Welcome to VeggieTales! Guess What! Today is Our Friend Cherry's Birthday!
(Audience cheers)
Archibald; That's Right. And We're Helping Cherry out With Her Party! And You're Invited Too!
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: There's A Lot To Do Today! So Everyone Has To Pitch In To Help!
Archibald: Let's See, We Need To Put Up The Happy Birthday Sign.
Petunia Rhubarb: I Can Do That!
Archibald: Ok Petunia! We Also Need Someone To Make The Cake.
Scooter Carrot: Leave That To Me!
Archibald: Great Idea! And We Also Need Someone To Invite Our Friends To The Party.
Junior: I Can Do It!
Archbald: Good! And At The Party We'll Say "Happy Birthday Cherry!" So Does Anybody Here Have Any Questions For We Help Cherry?
(Junior, Scooter, & Petunia Begin Talking Over Each Other)
Scooter: I Wonder What Flavor Cherry Likes
Junior: I'm Not Sure What I Should Invite.
Petunia: I'm Not Sure How High I Should Hang The Banner!
Archbald: Up! One At A Time! You Three!
Scooter: I'm Not Sure What Flavor Cherry Likes
Junior: I'm Not Sure Who I Should Invite to The Banner.
Petunia: I'm Not Sure How High I Should Hang The Banner!
Cherry: We Got To Make Sure I Have The Best Birthday Ever! But Getting Everything Ready Isn't Gonna Be Easy.
Archibald: Maybe I Can Help With The Show!
(Bob, Larry, Jerry, Jimmy, Pa Grape, Cherry, The French Peas, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Laura Carrot, Madame Blueberry, Petunia Rhubarb, & Junior Asparagus Go Offstage)
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Good Idea Archibald.
Archibald: So Tell me What I Need To Do!
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Ok! Time For The First Song Of The Show! The Water Buffalo Song!
Archibald: (through a megaphone) Ok Larry! It's Time For The First Song!
The Water Buffalo Song[]
(The Water Buffalo Song starts playing as Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani and the rest of his cast members started coming on stage dressed in cowboy/cowgirl clothes to dance and sing along with Larry)
Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine was slow.
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh everybody's got a water buffalo!
(instrumental break)
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine was slow.
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooo!
(Song Ends)
Archibald: Good Job Larry! That's The First Silly Song Completed!
Larry: Thanks Archibald It Was My Finest Moment
Scene 2[]
(Mr. Lunt, Junior, & Jimmy Gourd Enter The Shot)
Junior: It Sure Was! You Were Amazing Larry.
Larry: Thanks Junior.
Mr. Lunt: I Agree, But You Know What They Say
Mr. Lunt: There's A Time To Be Silly....
Jimmy: And A Time To Be Serious, A Time To Open Up Your Heart.
Junior: And Show You Feel, Cause We All Got Something To Share.
Bellybutton[]
Mr. Lunt: (singing) Baby, I know your eyes see right through my disguise.
Boyz: And no one can deny.
Mr. Lunt: Baby, that I'm the one whose love is no surprise.
Boyz: And he can't tell you no lie.
Mr. Lunt: But there's a secret I've been hidin', I can't keep it no more.
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
Mr. Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He needs to tell you something!
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button!
Boyz: No belly button!
Mr. Lunt: Oh, I need to tell you something!
Boyz: Have you figured out he don't got a belly button?
Mr. Lunt & Boyz: Belly button, no! Oh, no no!
Mr. Lunt: Baby, please don't squeal. Just tell me how you feel.
Boyz: Cause his love is for real.
Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal.
Boyz: So, to you, he appeals.
Mr. Lunt: There's something missing in my middle, and it's hard to ignore.
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
Mr. Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He needs to tell you something!
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button!
Boyz: No belly button!
Mr. Lunt: Oh, I need to tell you something!
Boyz: Have you figured out he don't got a belly button?
Mr. Lunt and Boyz: Belly button, no! Oh, no no!
USA Countryball: Bellybutton?
Boyz: Uh-uh.
USA Countryball: Bellybutton?
Boyz: Uh-uh!
USA Countryball: You say your bellybutton's missing? There's no reason for alarm.
It's a common thing for gourds. It won't do you any harm!
You're technically a fruit. And with that much being said,
your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but i think you need to know.
It'd be covered by your shirt! But not your HMO!
Mr. Lunt: A stylish something absent from my midriff's décor.
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before!
Mr. Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He needs to tell you something!
Mr. Lunt: (Inhale) I don't got a belly button!
Boyz: No belly button!
Mr. Lunt: Oh, I need to tell you something!
Boyz: Have you figured out he don't got a belly button?
Mr. Lunt and the Boyz: Belly button, no! Oh, no no!
No bellybutton!
(Audience Cheers)
Scene 3[]
(Junior, Mr. Lunt, & Jimmy Gourd Leave The Shot)
Archibald: Let's See Here.....Balloons Check, Decorations Check.....
Larry: Hey Archibald, I Have A Question.
Archibald: What's That Larry?
Larry: Well, I Was Wondering If There's Any Snacks At The Party?
Archibald: Yes, Why'd You Ask.
Larry: I Was Wondering If There's Any Pizza?
Archibald: Of Course! Why Not?
Larry: Alright! But, I Hope It Did Better Than It Did Last Night.
Archibald: What Happened Larry? (Goes Offstage)
Pizza Angel[]
Larry: Got the munchies on that fateful night, around 8:00. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, because I waited for hours and no pizza.
(music begins)
Larry: I set the table with a paper plate.
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a thirty-minute guarantee!
Pizza Angel, please come to me!
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey!
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
You're my number one pie from Sicily!
Did it get lost? Did they just forget?
Should I have ordered on the internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure.
I think my soda's room temperature!
Pizza Angel, please come to me!
Angel Chorus: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey!
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
Angel Chorus: On my knees!
Larry: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!
Angel Chorus: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Larry: I was concerned for my delivery!
Angel Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Larry: Eight little slices of heaven for me!
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile,
when I taste my first Chicago style
Going crazy while I pace the floor.
Then my heart skipped when I heard the door!
(Instrumental)
(Song Pauses)
Larry: I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. (Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani Enters The Shot As A Pizza Delivery Guys) I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep-dish goodness, but the box was empty.
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Your house number was broken, so I couldn't find ya. I-I was getting kinda hungry, so I-I ate your pizza. (Open The Pizza Box It's Empty) Uh, sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything. (Exits The Shot)
(music comes back)
Larry: Pizza Angel, please come to me!
(angel chorus come in)
Angel Chorus: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey!
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
Angel Chorus: On my knees!
Larry: You'll live forever in my memory!
Pizza Angel, please come to me!
Angel Chorus: Come to me!
Larry: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey!
Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
Angel Chorus: On my knees!
Larry: I will miss you for eternity!
(Song ends)
(Audience Cheers)
Larry: I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel. (Leaves The Stage As Junior Enters The Shot)
Scene 4[]
Archibald: Oh Hi Junior! Have You Delivered The Invitations?
Junior: Yep! Some Of Them! I Still Have A Few More Left.
Archibald: Alright, So I Was Wondering If I Could Help You?
Junior: But You Know Little Guys Can Do Big Things.
Archibald: They Can? But How?
Junior: Well, It Be Might Best Expressed In A Song.
Big Things Too.[]
(Big Things Too starts playing)
Junior: Your big, I'm little.
My head only come to your middle.
But I say little guys can do big things too!.
Archibald: Yes but Goliath, he's-
Junior: He's big, but God's bigger.
And when I think of him that's when I figure.
With his help little guys can do big things too!.
Archibald: Oh I See What you're Saying! Alright, I understand, now let's suppose that this is true. You still look rather wimpy, but I know what we can do. Just step behind the curtain, it will only take a minute. There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what I've got in it. You'll find my royal armor there, don't dally, put it on. Yes, now you'll look much better once the battle lines are drawn. One more thing you'll need, I think that's right, pick up my royal sword. It's a big one and a beauty, the best you could afford. Once you've got it all together, I think you'll agree. You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me.
Junior: He's big but God's bigger.
And when I think of him that's when I figure.
Archibald: With his help little guys can do big things?.
Junior: With his help I know I can do big things!.
Both: With his help little guys can do big things tooo!.
(The Countryball Treasure Trackers enter the stage With Confetti And & Giant Circus Cannon)
(Instrumental jazz break and cheers erupting from the audience)
Scene 5[]
(Junior Then Goes Offstage)
USA Countryball: Oh Hi Archibald!
Archibald: Hi Guys, I See You're Have A Party Cannon.
Canada: That's Right, We're Gonna Surprise Cherry With This!
Captain Polandball: Yep! (As Jimmy & Jerry Gourd Enter The Shot) And It's Gonna Be Amazing! Now I'll Add The Confetti. (Dumps The Confetti Into The Cannon)
Jimmy: Hey Guys! So You're Using The Confetti Cannon.
Russia Countryball: Yep!
Jerry: You Know, One Thing About Us Gourds Is That We Wanna Have Fun!
USA Countryball: Wow!
Gourds Just Wanna Have Fun[]
(Gourds Just Wanna Have Fun starts playing as Archibald & The Countryball Treasure Trackers Go Offstage. A group of dancers in aerobic clothing started to dance along with the gourds)
Jimmy: We wake up in the morning light.
Our mommy says, "Boys, are you feeling alright?"
Oh, mommy, dear, we love being your sons,
and gourds they wanna have fun
oh gourds just wanna have fun
Jerry: Yeah we love having fun
Jimmy: We sure do
Jerry: We love eating too. Eating is fun
Jimmy: Eating is great
Jerry: Daddy brings ice cream home tonight.
We wish we had hands so we could give him high-5's.
Oh, daddy, dear, you know you're still number one.
And gourds they wanna have fun.
Oh Gourds just wanna have-
Jimmy: That's all they really want
Jerry: Is some fun!
Both: When the wheeltop day is done
Jerry: oh Gourds they wanna have fun. (Jimmy: oh yes we do!)
Oh Gourds just wanna have fun!
Jimmy: Gourds they wanna! Wanna have fun! Gourds! Wanna have!
Jerry: Okay, Jimmy, you play the xylophone.
Jimmy: Alright! Here I go!
Jerry: Woo!
Jimmy: Ho ho!
Jerry: This is fun!
Jimmy: I'm Xylophony!
Jerry: Alright!
Jimmy: Haha! Haha! Someday I'll take my family of gourds
and travel to see the best of the world
Jerry: I wanna be the one to hop in the sun.
Oh Gourds they wanna have fun.
Oh just wanna have.
Jimmy: That's all they really want
Jerry: Is some fun!
Both: When the wheeltop day is done
Jerry: oh Gourds they wanna have fun.
Oh Gourds just wanna have fun!
Jimmy: Gourds they wanna! Wanna have fun! Gourds! Wanna have!
Both: They Just wanna (x6) (Jimmy or Jerry: Gourds Gourds just wanna have fun!) (repeat)
Jerry then both Jimmy and Jerry: When the Wheeltop day is done, (x3) Oh Gourds
Jerry: Gourds Just wanna have fun. Come on everybody. Up! Up!
Both: They Just wanna (x6) (Jimmy or Jerry: Gourds Gourds just wanna have fun!)
Jerry then Jimmy and Jerry: When the workin...
When the working day is done.
Oh when the working day is done. (repeats until song fades out)
(Applause is heard as Jean-Claude, Phillipe, & Cristoffe Pea Enter On Stage)
Scene 6[]
Archibald: Ok Look Everyone! It's The French Peas! Hi Jean-Claude, Hi Phillipe, Hi Cristoffe.
Jean-Claude: Hello.
Phillipe: Hello Mr. Archibald, We Made A Special Birthday Card For Cherry!
Cristoffe: Yep! Here It Is!
(Broadway music as the giant card opens to be one spectacle)
Jimmy Gourd: Wow! I can't believe you Three made it yourselves.
Jerry Gourd: Yeah, made it yourselves.
Phillipe: It Was Our Pleasure. It's a simple postmodern fusion of origami and pop-up. We'll See You At The Party.
(The French Peas Exit The Shot As Larry Enters The Shot)
Larry: I Love Birthday Parties, Tooth Day Is Almost Amazing As Birthday.
Happy Tooth Day[]
(Song Starts As Mr. Lunt Enters The Shot)
Larry: I remember the day,
you came my way.
Jimmy, Jerry and Mr. Lunt: La la la.
Larry: I was so young,
my chewing days had not begun.
Jimmy, Jerry and Mr. Lunt: La la la.
Larry: Then I saw you protrude. Oh there you are.
I put away my baby food.
When you peeked out at me,
I knew it was meant to be.
Jimmy, Jerry,and Mr. Lunt: It was meant to be.
Jerry, Jimmy, Larry and Mr. Lunt: My only tooth. My lonely tooth.
Larry: My all-by-itself-in-the-middle-of-my-mouth tooth. Happy tooth day to you.
Jimmy, Jerry, Larry and Mr. Lunt: Happy tooth day to you. (Happy happy happy.)
Happy tooth day to you. (Happy Happy Happy.)
Happy tooth day, Happy tooth day, Happy tooth day to you.
Jimmy, Jerry and Mr. Lunt: Happy so happy (x3) Yeah.
Larry: You grew up so fast
and as time passed.
Jimmy, Jerry and Mr. Lunt: La la la.
Larry: I thought there'd be more.
Two, three, or maybe four.
Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd and Mr. Lunt: La la la.
Larry: But there you still stood so white.
No buddies to your left or right.
Jimmy, Jerry and Mr. Lunt: La la la.
Larry: And then I knew was done you'd be my only one.
Jimmy, Jerry, Larry and Mr. Lunt: My only tooth. My lonely tooth.
Larry: My all-by-myself-in-the-middle-of-my-mouth tooth.
Happy tooth day to you
Jimmy, Jerry, Larry and Mr. Lunt: Happy tooth day, Happy tooth day, Happy tooth day to you.
Jimmy, Jerry and Mr. Lunt: Happy so happy (x3)
(Song Ends)
(Audience Cheers)
Scene 7[]
(Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani, Junior & Bob Enter The Shot As Larry, Jimmy, & Jerry Exit The Shot)
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: So Archibald, We've Invited Everyone!
Archibald: Great, This Is Gonna Be A Great Party.
Bob: Look What Me & Junior Found, It's Our Scrapbook Of Our Episodes.
Junior: These Are So Amazing, I remembered way back in the day when I were scared to go to sleep!
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Oh yeah, You Mean The Episode "Where's God When I'm Scared?"
Junior: Exactly, I Was Scared Until I Found Out That God Is Bigger.
Bob: That's Right, And God Is Especially Bigger Than The Boogieman.
God Is Bigger[]
(God is Bigger starts)
Bob: God is bigger than the boogie man.
He's bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on TV.
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie manm
and He's watching out for you and me.
Junior: So when I'm lying in my bed
and the furniture starts creeping,
I'll just laugh and say "Hey! Cut that out!"
and get back to my sleeping
cause I know that God's the biggest,
and He's watching all the while.
So when I get scared, I'll think of Him
and close my eyes and smile!
Archibald: That's right, Junior.
Everyone: God is bigger than the boogie man.
He's bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on TV.
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man,
And He's watching out for you and me.
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: So are you frightened?
Junior: No, not really!
Archibald: Are you worried?
Junior: Not a bit!
I know whatever's gonna happen, that God can handle it!
Goliath: I'm sorry you were frightened by that monster in your dream.
Junior: Well that's okay, cause now I know that God is taking care of me!
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: (to The Audience) Sing Along With Us
Everyone: God is bigger than the boogie man.
He's bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on TV.
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man,
and He's watching out for you and me.
Junior: One more time!
Everyone: God is bigger than the boogie man.
He's bigger than Godzilla and the monsters on TV.
Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man and He's watching out for you and me.
He's watching out for you and me.
Monster #1: Watching,
Monster #2: watching,
Monster #3: watching!
Junior: Out for you and me, Yeah!
{Cheers and claps erupted from the audience)
Scene 8[]
(Archibald, Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani, Junior, Mr. Lunt & Bob Exit The Shot As Larry & Petunia Rhubarb Enter The Shot)
Larry: So Petunia, How's It Going On The Banner?
Petunia: It's Going Great So Far Larry!
Larry: Good! The Party Is Starting Soon.
Petunia: Yes, Yes It Is. Have You Seen The Staplers?
Larry: No, No I Haven't.
Where Have All The Staplers Gone?[]
Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer.
Larry: I tried that drawer, but they're there no more.
Petunia: That's odd.
Larry: I know, I thought for sure.
Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape?
Larry: It's right next to the phone.
Petunia: (sighs) That's what I thought but now its not.
Larry: Hmm.
Petunia: I guess I should have known.
Larry and Petunia: Oh. Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again.
Larry: They're gone again.
Petunia and Larry: The stick-it pads have lost their stick! Do you rememeber when-
Larry: The rubberbands were in their place?
Backup Singers: La la la la la la la la
Petunia: They're in the middle drawer.
Backup Singers: Middle drawer middle drawer.
Larry: Lightbulbs easy to replace.
Backup Singers: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. (vocalizing)
Petunia: Yes.
Larry: They were always more.
Petunia: Rains of paper raining down.
Backup Singers: Raining Raining raining down.
Larry and Petunia: Legal pads aplenty!
Backup Singers: We're legal!
Petunia: Highlighters in every hue.
Backup Singers: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Larry: I remember!
Larry and Petunia: Never less than 20! Oh.
Larry, Petunia and Backup Singers: Where have all the staplers gone?
Larry and Petunia: What happened to our paper clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again.
Petunia: They're gone again!
Larry and Petunia: We've run out of packing slips!
Petunia: Someday my prints will come!
Larry: Please replace the toner.
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of-
Larry: Our Manilla Folders.
Petunia: Someday my prints will come!
Larry: Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of-
Larry and Petunia: Adhesive shipping labels! Oh!
Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
Backup Singers: Paper clips.
Larry: The Ballpoint pens are gone again.
Petunia: They're gone again.
Backup Singers: (Vocalizing)
Larry and Petunia: The Sharpies all have flattened tips!
Where have all the staplers gone?
(applause From The Audience As Larry & Petunia Go Offstage)
Scene 9[]
Archibald: Ok, So We've Invited Everyone To The Party, Now All We Need To Do Now Is To Get The Banner Hung Up & The Cake Ready. Then We'll Be Ready For The Party! (Goes Off-Stage)
(Pa Grape Enters The Shot With Mr. Lunt, Larry, & Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani As The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Pa Grape: Ahoy! Everyone! We're The Pirates That Don't Do Anything!
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: We're Searching For Treasure! (Notices Something Glowing) Woah! There's Something Berried Here! (Digs Up The Sand) Wow! It's A Golden Treasure Chest! (Picks It Up Out Of The Hole) I Wonder What's Inside?
Mr. Lunt: Open It!
Larry: Ok!
The Pirates That Don't Do Anything.[]
(Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani Opens The Golden Treasure Chest As Bubbles Come Out As The Song Starts)
All: We are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...
Larry: We don't do anything!
Pa Grape: Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
All: Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...
Mr. Lunt: We don't do anything.
And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard cuz I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
All: Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...
"We don't do anything!"
Larry: Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Pa Grape: Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Mr. Lunt: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!
Larry: Oh...
Pa Grape: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
Pa Grape: Huh? No I don't!
Mr. Lunt: Do too.
Pa Grape: Do not!
Mr. Lunt: You're making me hungry.
Pa Grape: That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
Mr. Lunt: Says who?
Pa Grape: Says the Captain, that's who!
Mr. Lunt: Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch! Hee hee hee hee.
Pa Grape: Arrrrgh!
Mr. Lunt: Yikes!
Larry: And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...
Pa Grape: You just don't get it!
All: And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
(Song Ends As The Audience Cheers As The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Go Offstage As The Countryball Treasure Trackers)
Scene 10[]
Archibald: So Countryballs, What Present Are You Gonna To Give To Cherry?
USA Countryball: Uh We Haven't Decided Yet.
Archibald: Well, Junior Is Bringing A Coloring Book For Cherry. Laura Carrot Is Bringing A Paint Set For Cherry, Mr. Nezzer Is Bringing His Chocolate Bunnies, & Madame Blueberry Is Bringing A Mario-Themed Doll House For Cherry.
Canada Countryball: Hmm, I Think Cherry's life should be a rollercoaster! And I mean a good rollercoaster, not like that one Me & My Crew rode at the state fair When We Were Kids...
(The Flashback Appears On The Big Screen, It Shows a rollercoaster at the state fair. It goes over one tiny hill then ends.)
Fair Worker: Please exit to the left.
(End flashback.)
Captain Polandball: Man, that was lame. Why, if I built a rollercoaster, I would- (Gets idea; angelic chorus plays) That's it! I know what we're Make For Cherry!
Archibald: Ok! I'm Gonna Get Things Ready For The Next Song, You guys stay out of trouble, okay? (Goes Offstage)
Romania Countryball: Okay, Archibald. (At The Gang) We're gonna build a rollercoaster For Cherry's Birthday!
Finland: Ok! Let's Go Plan To Build That Rollercoaster!
The Dance Of The Cucumber[]
(The Countryballs Go Offstage As The Song Begins Bob & Larry Then Enter the Shot)
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Bob: Okay, stop the music! What do you mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?
Larry: No comprendo.
Bob: "No comprendo"? I'll show you "no comprendo"! (As He Says That Junior Enters The Shot With Mike Asparagus)
Junior: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!
Dad: Okay, Junior, but we'd better hurry. I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else.
(Junior's mom is chased by the dwarves)
Dad: Say "Peas!"
Bob, Larry and Junior: Peas!
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Bob: Alright, that's it, señor! Come over here and let me sing you a song!
Larry: ¡Adios, amigos!
Announcer: This has been "Silly Songs With Larry". Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
Larry: Bob is really angry. I hope he doesn't catch me. It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head.
(The Song Ends As Bob & Larry Go Offstage And The Audience Cheers)
Scene 11[]
(The Countryball Treasure Trackers Enter On Stage With Their Plans To Build A Rollercoaster, Mr. Lunt Enters The Shot)
Mr. Lunt: Hey Guys! What Are You Doing?
Romania Countryball: Homework.
Mr. Lunt: It's Cherry's Birthday Today!
Romania Countryball: That's cool. You wait till the last minute then.
Mr. Lunt: Ok, I Have Question To Ask You, Have Any Of You Guys Seen Larry's Hairbrush?
Canada Countryball: Uh No, Maybe The Audience Can Help!
(The Countryball Treasure Tracker Go Offstage With Their Plans to build A Roller Coaster)
Mr. Lunt: Will You Help Us Find Larry's Hairbrush?
Audience: Yes!
Mr. Lunt: Great!
Where Is My Hairbrush?[]
(Song Starts As Larry, Junior Asparagus, & Jimmy Gourd Enter The Shot)
Larry: Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where, oh where, Oh where, oh where Oh where, oh where, Oh where, oh where, oh wheeeere...is my hairbrush?
Jimmy: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!
Larry: Back there (Junior and Jimmy: back there) is my hairbrush. (Junior and Jimmy: back there)
Back there (Junior and Jimmy: back there) is my hair-brush. (Junior and Jimmy: back there)
Back there, back there, Oh where, back there, Oh where, oh where, Back there, back there, Back theeeere...is my hair-brush
Junior: Hey Larry, I've been meaning to ask you something. Well, I was wondering, why do you need a hairbrush since well you don't have any hair?
Larry: No hair (Junior and Jimmy: No hair) for my hairbrush. (Junior and Jimmy: No hair back there)
No hair (Junior and Jimmy: No hair) for my hairbrush. (Junior and Jimmy: No hair back there)
No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no haaaaair... (Jimmy: No hair back there!) for my hairbrush!
Junior: You know that's an old hairbrush and you never use it. Well, I'm sorry, but I gave it to Jack Black.
Larry: No!
Junior: He Voiced Bowser In The Mario Movie and well he's got hair.
Larry: Not fair (Jimmy and Junior: Not Fair!) for my hairbrush. (Jimmy and Junior: He's got no hair)
Not fair! (Jimmy and Junior: Not Fair!) My poor hairbrush. (Jimmy and Junior: He's got no hair)
Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, back there, not fair, not fair, not faaaaaair! (Jimmy: No fair no hair!) My little hairbrush!
Jimmy: Oh. Sorry
Jack Black: Thanks For The Hairbrush Larry!
Larry: Take Care!* (Jimmy and Junior: Take Care) of my hairbrush! (Jimmy and Junior: of his hairbrush!)
Take care! (Jimmy and Junior: Take Care!) <oh my hairbrush!> (Jimmy and Junior: of his hairbrush)
Take care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, take caaaaare ... (Jimmy and Junior: Oh please take care!) of my hairbrush!
(*sung in Japanese)
(Song Ends As The Audience Cheers As Larry, Mr. Lunt, Jimmy Gourd, & Junior Go Offstage & The Countryball Treasure Trackers Enter The Shot While Building their rollercoaster)
Scene 12[]
Finland: This Is All Coming Together.
Romania: It Sure Is! When Cherry Sees This! She'll Be Amazed! (As She's Saying This Cherry's Friends Enter The Shot)
Lemon The Blueberry Teddy Rabbit: Hey USA! What Are You Doing Up There?
USA Countryball: We're Building A Rollercoaster For Cherry's Birthday.
Grapefruit The Blackberry Teddy Turtle: On This Stage?
USA Countryball: Some of it.
Orange The Lime Teddy Cow: Wow. Isn't that kind of impossible?
USA Countryball: Some might say.
Berry The Lemon Teddy Dog: Wow! Hey Guys
Australia: Now If You Don't Mind, We're Kind of in the middle of something here.
Apple The Orange Teddy Fox: Ok See You Guys At The party!
Pear The Apple Teddy Cat: Yeah See You!
(Cherry's Friends Go Offstage)
USA Countryball: Hey UK, Have Got Enough Rivets Up There?
UK: Yep!
Finland: (Breathes In And Out Very Fast) Wow! I Never Knew Building A Rollercoaster Is Hard Work! Maybe We Should Take A Break.
Romania: Good Idea!
USA: Ok! I guess it's intermission! So you go do what you've gotta do, and we'll be right here, waiting.
(The Countryball Treasure Trackers Go Offstage. The show has finished Act 1 and intermission occurs)
Act 2[]
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Walking On Sunshine[]
Scene 13[]
I Can Be Your Friend[]
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Scene 14[]
VeggieTales Live Melody[]
Scene 15[]
Monkey[]
Scene 16[]
Canada: USA, What Are We Gonna Do, We Still Don't Have A Present For Cherry!
USA: Wait a minute! We can still give Cherry the one thing the Others can't! The gift of music! Played on our friend: the bass.
Audience: NO!
(The Bass Dissapears)
USA: Huh. Oh, well, it's a good thing We Could play the banjo!
Audience: NO!
(The Banjo Disappears)
USA: It's a good thing We Could play the bassoon
Audience: NO!
(The Bassoon Disappears)
USA: (Desperate) It's a good thing We Could Play the Bugle.
Audience: NO!
(The Bugle Disappears)
USA: (Desperate) a good thing We Could play the bongos!
Audience: NO!
(The Bongos Disappear)
USA: (desperate) It's a good thing We Could play the balalaika!
Audience: NO!
(The Balalaika Disappears)
USA: (On The Verge Of Tears) It's a good thing We Could play the bagpipes!
Audience: NO!
(The Bagpipes Disappear)
USA: (On The Verge Of Tears) We should've manned the omelet station!
Canada: Don''t Worry USA, We'll Find A Present For Cherry, Come on, Let's Get Going.
USA: (Sighs) Ok.
(The Countryballs Go Offstage As Archibald & Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani Go Onstage)
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: So What Song Is Next, Archibald?
Archibald: The Next Song Is one of my favorites...The Bunny Song.
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: But Archibald, We're not supposed to sing the Bunny Song!
Archibald: Oh ho ho, thank you for putting that out, Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani. But this is the New and Improved Bunny Song. This is the one we're supposed to sing.
Chris Pratt/Kevin Afghani: Oh Yeah, That Makes Sense.