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[Cut to where the kids are near the snowman that’s missing its head. However, only Junior looks awake enough to perform.]
Junior: (singing) We… can’t believe it’s Christmas,
Been waiting for a million hours!
Can’t believe- *stops singing* Guys? Why aren’t you singing along?
Laura: (tiredly) It’s eight in the morning, Junior. You woke us up, brought us on set, and expected us to sing with you.
Junior: Oops. Sorry.
Director: (offscreen) You all do realize that eight o'clock is when we open, right? Junior was in the right to "drag you all here".
Kids (except Junior): Oh.
Director: (offscreen) But I don't mind us trying again later in the day. Cut!
[Cut to the scene where the kids are performing "Can't Believe It's Christmas", while George is trying to carry the package.]
George: Now, wait a minute! I've only got one package today, and it's for House number 4! Now let's see, which one is House number- WHOA!
[George suddenly falls over because of the weight of the package.]
Director: (offscreen) Cut! That wasn’t supposed to happen!
[Cut to in Annie's room.]
Annie: That was a neat story, Grandpa George. Can you tell me anotha- *makes silly noises* {blushes} Oops.
Crew: (offscreen) *giggles*
Director: (offscreen) Cut!
[Cut to Buzz-Saw Louie in his box in the factory.]
Buzz-Saw Louie: (singing) I’m just a toy, I don’t claim to be a genius,
But there must be more to Christians. *stops* Did I sing that right?
Director: (offscreen) So close. It’s ‘Christmas,’ not ‘Christians.’
Buzz-Saw Louie: Oh my goodness. That sounded so similar. Can we go again?
[Scene where the kids are looking at the package.]
Laura: What is it?
Junior: It's got a button!
Lenny: Push it! Push it!
[The sound of a button being pushed is heard, but nothing happens.]
Junior: Uh, is that it?
Director: (offscreen) Cut!
[Cut to in Annie's room.]
Grandpa George: Oh, I'd love to, Annie, but if you don't get some sleep, you're gonna be pooped tomorrow. And you know what tomorrow is!
Annie: Easter Sunday?
Grandpa George: Um... no, it's-
Annie: Valentine's Day?
Grandpa George: No-
Annie: Your birthday?
Grandpa George: No!
Annie: My birthday?
Grandpa George: No!
Annie: Do you love me?
Grandpa George: N- {realizes} Wait a minute…
Annie: *giggles* Gotcha!!
All: *laughs*
Grandpa George: (chuckling) Oh, you little trickster! *laughs*
Director: (offscreen) Good one, Annie! Okay, reset the scene!
[Cut to the Silly Song poster.]
Silly Song Announcer: (offscreen) And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. It’s Christmas Eve and Larry-
[We then see the set of Oh Santa, where Larry has decided to sleep under the fake tree.]
Silly Song Announcer: (offscreen) Well, that’s technically the way you wait for Santa.
Director: (offscreen) True, but that's not the way he's supposed to wait for Santa - not in this song, anyway. CUT!!
Larry: (sleepy) {sits up} Huh, wha?
[Take 2 of the delivery tree scene. The button is pushed, but this time, the Christmas tree rockets up into the air and right through the roof, stunning the kids.]
Director: (offscreen) Cut! Who replaced the tree with a rocket?!
[Cut to “Oh Santa”, where Larry and Pa Grape are looking at the door, which is being knocked on.]
Larry: (singing) Could that be Santa?
Could that be him?
Could it be the one who brings presents
For a cucumber like me?
A good cucumber like me?
[During the singing, Scallion #1 dizzily gets up. Larry opens the door to reveal the Peach, but suddenly…]
Scallion #1: OOOOOWWWW!!!! (woozy) Medic…
Larry: (freaked out) Thorry!! Can we thtop the thene?!
Director: (offscreen) By all means! Cut, and someone get the nurse!!
[Cut to the outside of Junior’s house. The carrots and peas hop out; although, they all trip over themselves and land in a pile as Junior hops out.]
Junior: Next time, we’re going to make sure they keep their step.
Director: (offscreen) Indeed. Okay, reshoot once they're recovered!
[Scene where Buzzsaw Louie breaks out of the factory.]
Grandpa George: (narrating) Now, he'd never been out of the factory before, and he'd never been out of his box before, but he was a smart boy-
Louie: (facing the camera) Uh, isn't that supposed to be 'toy', not 'boy'?
Grandpa George: (offscreen) Oops! My mistake!
Director: (offscreen) Cut! George, try to get your narration lines right next time! What you just did isn't in the script!
[Cut to “Oh Santa”, where the Peach is at the door.]
Peach: I’m from the IRS. (singing) And I’ve come to tax your-
[Suddenly, Larry shuts the door, causing Scallion #1 to fall over a split second later. Larry gives an evil grin to the camera before resuming his normal kind self.]
Larry: (singing) Oh Santa!
I can’t wait for you to come,
I just can’t wait for you to come-
[During the singing, while Pa stands next to the stool containing the cookies, Bob begins to squeeze himself through the chimney. However, when Bob finally pops out, he bumps into Pa, who bumps into the stool and lands on Larry’s left. Bob manages to get the chimney to stand up again, but the stool falls over, shattering the plate and causing the cookie to land on the floor.]
Larry: My plate!!!
Director: (offscreen) Cut! Get the broom!
Bob: Are you all okay?
Pa: None of us were injured, so we’re good.
Larry: (nonchalant) The plate wath plain white and fragile, anyway. That’th not very Chrithtmathy. It’th the cookieth that were really embarraththing - they’re plain old chocolate chip cookies!
Scallion #1: (gets up) I have a plate with a pink rim and dark pink polka dots, and I know how to make sugar cookies. Maybe we could use those next time?
Larry: Perfect!! That’ll thet the mood!
[Cut to Larry running up to Bob, who is revealed to be covered in snow.]
Larry: Bob! Bob! Are you ok?!
Bob: Nope. I got a really bad headache and water is going up my nose.
Larry: Ouch! That has to hurt!
Bob: Yeah.
Director: (offscreen) Cut! Bob, we need a funnier response. How about Mousetrap.
Both: Huh?
Director: *offscreen* You can reference Mousetrap.
Bob: Hmm... I guess I could do, "Mousetrap - you roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt."
Larry: I sure like that.
Director: (offscreen) Okay, Bob, stick with that line. Reset the scene!
[Scene during "Oh, Santa!", where after Scallion # 1 and Larry have sung, the door knocks.]
Larry: (singing) Could that be Santa?
Could that be him?
Could it be the one who
Brings presents for a cucumber like me?
A good cucumber like me?
[The door opens, but instead of Pa Grape as the Viking, Jimmy and Jerry Gourd are shown dressed as cowboys.]
Jimmy: Howdy, pardner!
Larry: Uh, who are you?
Director: (offscreen) Cut! You two aren't in this one!
Jimmy: Oh, sorry!
Jerry: Our mistake!
[Cut to the scene where the penguin is washing the dishes. As it washes a plate, Junior, Buzz-Saw Louie, and Bob successfully make it past without being noticed, but when Larry passes by…]
Larry: {slips} Whoa!
[Larry lands flat on his back, causing the penguin washing the plate to drop it in the sink and turn around in alarm.]
Larry: Ow!
Director: (offscreen) Cut!
[Cut to when Mr Nezzer, Buzz-Saw Louie, and the seven penguins are hanging from the edge of the Pugsleyville bridge like a totem pole.]
Mr Nezzer: Uhh… it’s cold out here! Somebody throw us some blankets?! Maybe some nighttime tea?!
Buzz-Saw Louie: Did you stay up all night again?
Mr Nezzer: Maybe… *blushes a bit from embarrassment*
Director: (offscreen) Cut! Mr Nezzer, next time, just say, "A little help?" It eats up less time, and it adds comedy.
Mr Nezzer: I can see that. Okay!
[Scene where Bob, Larry, and Junior are sledding.]
Bob: You know, I can't really see anything back here! Um, do you guys know where we're going?
Larry: No idea! Never been here before!
Junior: No one knows what lies around the next… bail out!
[Bob, Larry, and Junior each jump off the sled.]
Director: (offscreen) Cut! Bob, you’re supposed to stay on the sled!
Bob: Oh, sorry!
[Cut to the scene where Mr Nezzer is confronted by everyone in Dinkletown. Laura makes her way between her father and Junior’s father, looking very stern.]
Laura: (stern) Mr Nezzer…
[Mr Nezzer watches in worry, then becomes surprised.]
Laura: (cheerful) Merry Christmas! {hands him a present}
[Sounds of a present being unwrapped is heard in the background.]
Mr Nezzer: Wha? Is that, for- {a fake snake pops up} WHOA!!
All: *laughs*
Laura: Gotcha!! *giggles*
Mr Nezzer: *laughs* You sure did, Laura!! *laughs*
Director: (laughing) Cut!!! Laura, this is going into the blooper reel!! *laughs*
[Cut to Annie’s room as the story finishes.]
George: The end.
Annie: Now that was a great Christmas story.
George: I know, but it’s really late now and time for you to sleep.
Annie: Another one! Tell me another one! I wanna hear another one!
George: (sighs, talking to himself) It’s gonna be a long night ahead of me. How about...
[The two look up as the lights darken, then light up again to reveal Dinkletown; it appears to be the morning after Christmas. As the sounds of woodworking are heard, passerbyers Mr. Nezzer and Mr. Lunt hear.]
Mr. Nezzer: You hear that, Mr. Lunt?
Mr. Lunt: I sure do, boss.
Mr. Nezzer: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Louie is still hard at work with his woodworking.
[Mr. Nezzer and Mr. Lunt approach Louie's house and peek inside, surprised to see that Louie has made a wood sculpture of him, Bob, Larry, Mr. Nezzer, and Mr. Lunt. Louie then notices Mr. Nezzer and Mr. Lunt.]
Louie: Oh, hi, you two. Do you like it? It's my greatest masterpiece yet!
[Mr. Nezzer and Mr. Lunt are too speechless and surprised to answer.]
Director: (offscreen) And… cut! That’s a wrap, everyone!
All: *cheers*
Larry: Not bad! Thith wath a fun epithode!
Bob: It sure was!
Larry: And the pajamath are more comfy than I thought! I wonder if I can keep thethe?
Bob: Something tells me you can, Larry. They were custom made for you for the song.
Larry: I better double check jutht in cathe. All I know right now ith that I want cookieth.
Bob: Well then, let’s gather the cast and get some!
Larry: Alright!!
[The screen goes dark as the two run off.]