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[The camera cuts to Bob as Rack, Junior as Shack, and Larry as Benny, tied up in the back of Laura’s flying truck. The three fearfully turn to see the top of the furnace opening up.]
Junior: Remember how our parents said that God was always watching out for us?
Bob: Yeah?
Junior: I sure hope they were right!
[Before the truck dumps them in, it suddenly stops moving.]
Mr. Nezzer: Huh? Mr. Lunt?
Mr. Lunt: It wasn’t me, boss.
[An electrical cord is suddenly flown over a stack of boxes. Laura hops onto the top of a box, an angry look on her face.]
Laura: I said, nobody bakes my bunnies!
[Bob, Junior, and Larry sigh in relief. After a few seconds, Larry becomes confused.]
Larry: Uh… I know it’th bad enough that we’re hanging over a furnathe right now, but I think the nail should’ve started breaking.
Bob: Larry’s right - why isn’t the nail breaking?
Junior: I thought I wasn’t supposed to put in a really strong one!
Director: (offscreen) Cut!
[Cut to Bob on the countertop, where he is facing the camera.]
Bob: Hi, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales! I’m Bob the Tomato…
[He waits, but nothing happens.]
Bob: I’m Bob the Tomato…
[Finally, he gains a bored look and looks offscreen to his right.]
Bob: Larry!
Larry: (offscreen) Jutht a minute!
[A large racket is heard offscreen, making Bob cringe at times.]
Bob: Are you okay?
Larry: I’ll be right there! {another bit of racket is heard} Whoa. ‘Scuse me.
[Larry finally hops onscreen… but he’s wearing an oven mitt on his head, obscuring his vision!]
Bob: Uh, Larry?
Larry: {turns in a different direction} Yeah, Bob?
Bob: Over here.
Larry: {turns his back to Bob} Oh. Yeah?
Bob: (starting to chuckle) Larry, you’re still facing the wrong way!
Larry: I am?! Well, where are you?
Bob: (chuckling) Right behind you!
[Larry sighs in frustration, then lifts part of the mitt from his head to try and find Bob. He turns around and sees him.]
Larry: There you are! Oh, tho I’m thuppothed to turn to my left! (excitement waning) And I’m thuppothed to keep thith down.
[He lowers the mitt over his eyes again as Bob and the crew laugh. Cut to Bob and Larry on the Countertop. Larry, the oven mitt still obscuring his vision, goes to see Qwerty.]
Bob: Uh, Larry? Watch out for the-
[Larry starts to head for the sink, but trips and falls flat on his face instead.]
Bob: Sink?
Larry: Ow!
Director: (offscreen) Cut!
[Cut to Bob, Junior, and Larry in Mr. Nezzer’s office.]
Bob: Um… what would happen, say, if someone didn’t quite agree with everything in da- *makes silly noises with his tongue, then stops and goes…* (sticking his tongue out) Blah.
Crew: *laughs*
Larry: (laughing) What wath that?! *laughs*
Bob: (laughing) I don’t know! *laughs*
[Cut to Bob and Larry, who are eating chocolate bunnies and have tears in their eyes.]
Bob: (emotional) *sniffs* Okay. No more bunnies. I’m doing it for my mom.
Larry: (emotional) {spits out the bunny he was eating} Me too.
Bob: (normal) Uh, Larry? That was one of the messed-up bunnies.
Larry: (normal) Tho?
Mr. Nezzer: (offscreen) Hey! Who took one of the messed-up bunnies? I was gonna use that for s’mores!
Larry: Oopth. My bad.
[Cut to in Mr. Nezzer's office. Mr. Nezzer has given the announcement for all of his employees to eat the chocolate bunnies.]
Mr. Lunt: Hey, boss, that's awfully nice of you giving away all of those bunnies.
Mr. Nezzer: Oh, if I could just see the look on their faces right now- Whooooaaaaa!!!!
[Mr. Nezzer leans too far in his chair and falls backwards.]
Mr. Lunt: (offscreen) *laughs*
Director: (offscreen, laughing) Cut!
Mr. Nezzer: Okay, who loosened the bolts on my chair again?!
[Cut to Grandpa George at his station outside the gates. A chocolate bunny has just landed beside him.]
Grandpa George: Heh! A Nezzer Chocolate Bunny. Every day, they make 16,438 of these little fellows! *pauses* I mixed up the 6 and the 4 again, didn’t I?
Director: (offscreen) I’m afraid so, George.
Grandpa George: Well, put me in a monkey suit and call me curious! Why do I keep forgetting that?
Director: (offscreen) Don’t worry - you’ll get it. Shall we go for another take?
Grandpa George: Yes, please. Otherwise, I’ll forget again.
[Scene switches to when Mr. Nezzer is singing “The Bunny Song”.]
Mr. Nezzer: (singing) I won’t go to church
[Bob, Junior, and Larry look shocked and surprised.]
Mr. Nezzer: (singing) And I won’t go to school
That stuff is for sissies,
But bunnies are (elongated) coo- (speaking, pained) Ooh, my back! {falls backward} Sorry, guys! I knew I should’ve gone to the chiropractor this morning.
Crew: *exclaims of sympathy*
Mr. Nezzer: (as he gets back up) And I really don’t like what I’m singing there. I wish it was less villainous.
[Cut to during Shack's flashback.]
Mom: (singing) Think of me every day
Hold tight to what I say
And I'll be close to you
Even from far away- (speaking) WHOA!
[Mom suddenly loses her balance and falls onto the side of the crib, scaring baby Shack.]
Shack: *crying*
Director: Cut! Somebody calm him down!
[Cut to Junior and Dad Asparagus hopping up to Bob and Larry.]
Junior: Get a picture with me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!
Dad: Okay, Junior, but we better hurry. I think the dwarves have your mother confused with somebody else.
[After Mom Asparagus and the dwarves run by, Mom joins in on the laughter.]
Mom: (offscreen) It’s alright, everyone. They just wanted to play tag. {hops onscreen} Speaking of which, you’re it, Junior!
Crew: *snickers*
Junior: Hey! {looks at Larry} You’re it, Larry!
Crew: *chuckles*
Larry: Hey, Bob!
Bob: What?
Larry: ¡Etiqueta! ¡Tú eres eso!
Bob: Oh, not fair! I’m gonna get you guys!
[The crew continues to laugh up a storm as their actors run around in a playful craze. Cut to on the countertop. Bob is standing right by the sink, a bored look on his face.]
Larry: (offscreen, singing) And so what we have learned
Applies to our lives today
And God has a lot to say
In His book
Bob: (annoyed) Larry, you know how I feel about that song.
Larry: (offscreen, singing) You see, we know that
God’s word is for everyone
And now that our song is done,
We’ll take a -
[Bob has hopped over to the sink faucet during this round of singing. Suddenly, the water turns on, interrupting Larry.]
Larry: (offscreen, in pain) *screams* Bob, that’s too hot!
Bob: (offscreen, shocked) Oh my gosh!
[The camera turns to face Bob, who frantically turns off one faucet and turns on the other.]
Larry: (offscreen, breathless) *shivers, then sighs in relief* Good. Cold. Why you’d turn the hot one on?
Bob: (embarrassed) I forgot we did the dishes before we shot this! I’m so sorry!
Larry: (offscreen, much more relieved) It’th fine. At leatht it wath an acthident. Uh, you can shut the water off now.
Bob: {turns the water off} Do you need a medic?
Larry: (offscreen) Nope, I’m okay. No theriouth damage.
Bob: *sighs in relief* Don’t worry - I won’t do that again.
Larry: (offscreen, playfully stern) Good.
[Cut to Mr. Nezzer and Mr. Lunt confronting Bob as Rack, Junior as Shack, and Larry as Benny.]
Mr. Nezzer: Everybody else is lying down, but you three are standing up.
Mr. Lunt: Actually, boss, I think the tomato is sitting.
Bob: I'm standing.
Mr. Lunt: Sitting!
Bob: Look, {squats down} this is sitting, {stands up} and this is standi- {suddenly loses his balance and falls on his back} Now I'm lying down!
Crew: *laughs as Bob gets back up*
[Cut to Larry and Junior, who have a cooler and foldable table with them, starting to approach the chocolate tubs. They look at each other slyly, then set up the table near the tubs. They take some bowls and spoons out of the cooler, then grab a ladle. They also take out five half-gallon cartons of vanilla ice cream, and an ice cream scooper. They scoop some ice cream into a bowl, but before they can get any chocolate…]
Mr. Nezzer: (offscreen) Ahem.
[Larry and Junior turn around to see Mr. Nezzer, Bob, and everyone who works at the chocolate factory. They have gathered in a large group, and they are smirking at the two.]
Mr. Nezzer: What’re you planning on doing with the ice cream… and my leftover chocolate?
Larry: (nervous) Well… um…
Junior: (nervous) We were hoping to throw an ice cream party for everyone here?
[Mr. Nezzer approaches the two and examines just how much ice cream supplies they have. He suddenly breaks into a smile.]
Mr. Nezzer: Well, why didn’t you just say so? Ice cream party!
[Everyone starts cheering before the screen goes black.]