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[Open to Junior as Dave bringing pizza to Jimmy, Jerry, and Tom. They open the pizza box.]
Jerry: Mmmm, pizza!
[Junior hops out to investigate.]
Jimmy: (offscreen) Oh! Cheese in the crust! That's tremendous! (disgusted) *spits* Ew! Anchovies?! That's disgusting!
Junior: *snickers*
Jimmy: (offscreen, surprised) Junior, are you snickering?
Director: (offscreen, suspiciously) Junior, what did you do?
Junior: *laughs* Goliath put me up to it!
Crew: *laughs*
[Cut to where Junior as Dave has hopped out in front of the Israelites.]
Tom: You know, if I didn’t know better, I’d say that looks like Dave!
Jimmy & Jerry: Huh?
[Junior turns in their direction with a big smile on his face.]
Tom, Jimmy, & Jerry: (surprised) Dave?!?
[Jimmy winds up “fainting” from shock, but he falls forward, knocking over the camera! After a few seconds of silence…]
Jimmy: (offscreen) Oops! My bad, sorry!
Director: (offscreen) At least it was an accident, Jimmy. Let’s cut and then try again.
[Cut to Archibald as King Saul sipping his water when Junior comes in.]
Junior: I will fight Goliath!
[Archibald tries to spit out his water, but ends up choking on it instead as he falls over while coughing.]
Archibald: (coughing) Can we please cut? *coughs* My water went down the wrong pipe!
Director: (offscreen, concerned) Okay, cut!
[Take 2, Archibald tries to spit out his water. He succeeds this time, but…]
Jean-Claude: (offscreen, chuckling) Hey! You spat ze water out on me!
Archibald: Sorry, Jean-Claude. I didn’t aim that too well.
Director: (offscreen) Could someone please get Jean-Claude a towel? After that, let’s go for take three.
[Cut to Pa as Jesse meeting up with Jimmy, Jerry, and Tom.]
Pa: Oh, oh, boys! I got- I got terrible news! The Phili-Phili-the Philistines are a-a-attacking!
Jimmy: The lima beans are… lacking?
Jerry: Uh, what was my line again?
Director: (offscreen) Cut! For the last time, Jerry, it's "the nectarines are quacking"!
[Cut to LarryBoy and Bob on the Countertop.]
Director: (offscreen) You boys sure you’re ready for this stunt? I mean, his plunger is awfully sticky.
Bob: You bet!
LarryBoy: Oh yeah! Bethideth, my plungerth haven’t been in the toiletth… ever!
Bob: (relieved) That makes me feel better. Let’s do this!
Director: (offscreen) Alright. Larry-Go-Round, take one. And… action.
[The clapperboard is clapped, and we switch to the view we see in the show.]
Bob: Ohh. Not feelin’ very special, huh?
LarryBoy: (sad) Nope. {turns away}
Bob: Hmm… *gasps* Hey, I know!
LarryBoy: {leans his head to his left} What?
Bob: We could-
[Bob suddenly stops himself from continuing, as his nose got stuck to the plunger closest to him! They both try a few times to get it off, but it doesn’t work.]
Bob: (pinched nose) *sighs* Um, well, what I was going to say is that we-
[Bob doesn’t get to finish this, either, as LarryBoy is working up trying to sneeze. Once he does, the camera cuts to… an empty screen.]
Director: (offscreen) CUT!!! I knew it! I knew this would happen!
Bob: (offscreen, pinched nose) Well, you have to admit - it gave us something great for the blooper reel!
[The camera moves over to reveal LarryBoy doing the Larry-Go-Round. However, Bob is still stuck on LarryBoy’s left plunger, and he’s using that opportunity to spin the other way!]
Crew: *laughs hysterically*
LarryBoy: *chuckles* Now you now why we were tho eager to do thith!
Crew: *laughs even more hysterically*
[Cut to where Jerry tips his own sheep on purpose. Jerry tips his sheep, but they don't do anything.]
Jerry: Uh, they're not tipping. Why are they not tipping?
Director: (offscreen) Cut!
[Cut to Junior as Dave trying to pick up the sheep.]
Bob: (offscreen, narrating) But Dave had an even bigger problem. You see-
Junior: WHOA!!! {slips and falls; the sheep lands on him} (pained) Oww…
Director: (offscreen, frantic) CUT!!! Get Junior out from there, ASAP!!
Sheep: Baaaaa.
[Cut to Goliath's arrival. When he first arrives, he ends up losing his balance and falls over to the ground. This shakes the ground and causes the French Peas to get thrown into the air before coming down again.]
Goliath: Little help?
Director: (offscreen) Cut! Somebody help him up!
[Cut to the Silly Song set. Larry is on the second line of his scatting when, all of a sudden, Larry lands hard enough on the couch to make in split in two!]
All: WHOA!!!
Director: (offscreen) Cut!!
Archibald: Larry, this is exactly why that “No jumping on the couch” rule is in place!
Larry: Thorry, everybody. I didn’t know my own thtrength. But I can get another couch, or get thomeone to repair thith one.
[Cut to Junior now in King Saul's armor. He takes a hop, but accidentally bumps right into Archibald, which knocks him over.]
Archibald: Ouch!
Junior: Sorry! This suit is really heavy!
[Cut to Bob and LarryBoy on the countertop. LarryBoy is lying on a slanted pillow with a bowl of popcorn, and Bob is telling him the story of Dave. However, LarryBoy is looking a little sleepy.]
Bob: They had always known that if God was on their side, no one could stand against them.
LarryBoy: (trying not to sound tired) Wow!
Bob: But King Saul and his men were so scared of big, tall Goliath, they forgot that God was even bigger!
[Now, Bob made the mistake of facing the camera during that line, and not LarryBoy. Bob waits for a minute, but there’s no response.]
Bob: (confused) Uh, Larry?
LarryBoy: (offscreen) *snores*
[When Bob turns back to LarryBoy, the latter is fast asleep!]
Bob: (chuckling) Oh, dear. Larry!
Director: (offscreen) It’s okay, Bob. Let’s take five, everyone. We’ll do another take when he wakes up.
All (except LarryBoy): *mixed agreements*
[Bob grabs a nearby blanket and covers LarryBoy with it, making the super smile in his sleep. Quietly, so as not to wake him, everyone gets ready to leave the Countertop. Cut to the countertop again. Bob, Jimmy, and Jerry are holding onto the ends of a rope, hoisting something up. At the same time, Jerry is eating a jelly doughnut.]
Bob, Jimmy, & Jerry: *grunts*
Bob: (grunting) Keep… going!
[Pretty soon, it’s revealed that LarryBoy is on the other end of the rope, trying to climb back up onto the countertop. It doesn’t take too long for Bob to finish pulling him up.]
LarryBoy: Thankth, guyth.
Jimmy: You okay, Larry?
LarryBoy: Yeah, I’m fine. I’m jutht glad to be down there anymore- oopth!
[It turns out that LarryBoy accidentally bumped into Jerry, knocking his half-eaten jelly doughnut to the ground in the process.]
LarryBoy: Thorry about that, Jerry.
Jerry: It’s okay. {picks up the doughnut with a paper towel} Maybe I can get some money out of this.
[Everyone laughs at the idea as the screen cuts to black.]